January 22, 2010

Gnarliest Fence Ever

What's the grossest thing you can think of? Perhaps the long, goopy hair ball that you manage to pull up from the shower drain every year or so with the end of a wire hanger? Well, that tangled assemblage has got NOTHING on the fence that we've mostly finished demo-ing. Composed of what looked to be wood from Naoh's ark and 40 year old tarp, this home-made enclosure was really a piece of work. Yeah, it was hard work pulling out ancient plastic sand pails, possible forensic evidence, and other bits and bats while dodging rusty nails and other instruments of torture. The previous owners did a proper job constructing this fence that incites fear. I was surprised that I didn't find a dead body stuffed between the layers of tarp, decaying tree limbs and tangled rope. I simply don't know how the neghbors have put up with this eyesore for such along time. I can't wait to install a new fence to house a craftsman home with some integrity.

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